One programmer talking to another as he was shutting the door his boss’s office after a presentation.
Will we be that stupid when we get old?
It must be not only true but coming sooner than imagined as the door
wasn’t shut and the boss heard everything.
Dumb Programmer
Sport
If you have to step over a dead body half way up then it’s classed as a walk. On real climbs the bodies fall to the bottom.
Andy Kirkpatrick
http://www.ukclimbing.com/articles/page.php?id=4703
Like a developer
99 little bugs in the code
99 little bugs in the code
take one down, patch it around
117 little bugs in the code
Motto of the day as re-quoted by my brother-in-law
Numerology
Q: Are you picking these numbers from your ass or is there a system
Chris D. 2013-04-09
A: No I am taking them my from head.
Mikhail S. 2013-04-09
Sage advise
“He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount”
Once a dangerous or troublesome venture is begun, the
safest course is to carry it through to the end.
1875 W. Scarborough ‘Collection of Chinese Proverbs.'”
Big business
Never under estimate the idiot gatekeeper.
Chris D.
Responsibility
Q. How do you know you are working for fortune 100 company?
A. When a person with no project experience of any kind is assigned as project manager with a 2.3 million euro budget and virtually no oversight.
Another truth
Ideas are far more powerful than guns.
We don’t let our people have guns.
Why should we let them have ideas.
Joseph Stalin
Speaking in tongues
Americans Language Abilities
American’s don’t bother to learn foreign languages, even if we do, we don’t bother to learn to pronounce them correctly.
Chris D.
Americans Language Abilities revisited
Some Americans don’t bother to learn their own language.
Mikhail S.
Nose to the grindstone
Never do today what you can do tomorrow.
A Russian saying
Never do today what you can do the day after tomorrow as then you get two free days.
A Slovak saying