A bunch of us were sitting around swapping stories and we ended up speaking about legal drinking ages in various countries. I asked what was the legal age in Germany.
Me 16? Really, that means that I can take the boys to the pub at 16?
My wife Yes, you can look but don’t touch
I was a bit confused by this particular answer and so I tried to get some sort of clarification. In the end, it was her girlfriend who clarified it for me. Your wife just gave you a free pass. For some reason she thought I was speaking about 16 year old girls when in fact I was asking when I could go to the bar with my sons.
Free pass or not, this information was more than useless as what 16 year old girl wants to be with an “old man”.